Wednesday, July 30, 2008

Real Tomato Ketchup, Eddie?



Folks, this is huge. Great American Ball Park has chosen an exclusive ketchup, and omgHelmetSundae could not be more proud that this versatile and essential condiment is getting its due.

Ketchup + exclusive = Finally!

Congrats to Red Gold Premium Quality Ketchup. Your blend of tomato concentrate and high fructose corn syrup has wowed the suits and the fans. I stripe my hotdog in Red Gold Premium red to that!

What's more, this condiment story gives a shout-out to my hometown:

"The tomato processing company has a corporate headquarters in Orestes, Ind., located about 150 miles northwest of Cincinnati and midway between Marion and Anderson."

Yeah y'all, Marion makin' the news by proxy!

omgHelmetSundae has been silently demanding (and by silently I mean not writing about it at all) that the Reds take a stand on this condiment issue for some time. Now that that's settled it's time for the Reds to step up and declare sprinkles the official helmet sundae topping of GABP.

Castellini? Griffey? BP? Dunn, you look like you've eaten a helmet sundae or two. Thoughts on sprinkles?

1 comment:

Unknown said...

Nobody puts ketchup on a hot dog. Even Dirty Harry agrees:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F5JIpT4GkyM