FRIEND: Do you have dinner plans?
ME: Ummm... kinda. I'm ordering pizza.
... Pause ...
FRIEND: Do you still like Chipotle?
... Longer pause ...
ME: Uhhhh, yeah.
FRIEND: I want to go to Chipotle. If you wrap yourself up in aluminum foil tonight you get a free burrito.
ME: You want me to wrap myself up in aluminum foil?
FRIEND: I'm going to.
ME: As much as I'd love to see you in aluminum foil, I don't have time. I have to get my wedding dress on.
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