I Loathe Cincinnati

Saturday's lung exploding course.

Specifically, I loathe it Tuesdays and Thursday starting at about 5:30 p.m. and every Saturday at 8:30 a.m.

Would it be too much to ask the glacier that flattened northern Ohio to come back and also flatten Cincinnati? Is it too late for that? What if the glacier got a cool name, hmm? Hmm, glacier?

Of course I love these same drops and climbs when I'm not on foot. But man, I really hate the ascents when I am. Saturday morning my friend Byron called them "lung explosions." Fitting.

I think these lung exploders also ripped off my soleus muscle.

Thanks, Cincinnati. Thanks a lot.