THE SCENE: Barnes and Noble. The Tall Drink of Water (TDW) and I are sitting on couches flipping through the same dog book.
ME: I'd only want one if it were furry in a hilarious way. And maybe a little mean, like a Chow.
TDW: But greyhounds are so cute. All they do is lay around and soak up the affection.
ME: They're ugly and you know it. Besides, no one fears a greyhound. I want my dog to be cute AND feared.
TDW: What about a Whippet? They're like greyhounds, only smaller and cuter.
ME: Says here that Chows are independent, sometimes agressive, and can be difficult to train.
TDW: You and your Chow will be perfect together.
ME: Ooh. Sick burn.
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What about that dog that ate that other dog in Superman, and then later Lex wanted to eat it?
That was one messed-up dog.
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