But really, I don't need to, because even though Cassius is 16 pounds of napping cat goo during the day, by night he's a ninja. So sorry about him busting into your apartment, handing you your ass then doing a back flip off your deck without a sound.
Yeah, and sorry you just filled your pants thinking about it when it might happen. Better dig those "shady" underwear out.
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I'm guessing it's the sound of a creaking couch, straining under the weight of said cat.
(It's funny because you can't punch me through your computer, but I assume that you'll stab me in the brain with your words shortly.)
I'm so fuming I can't think of a clever comeback.
But really, I don't need to, because even though Cassius is 16 pounds of napping cat goo during the day, by night he's a ninja. So sorry about him busting into your apartment, handing you your ass then doing a back flip off your deck without a sound.
Yeah, and sorry you just filled your pants thinking about it when it might happen. Better dig those "shady" underwear out.
16lbs of NCG- That is hilarious.
Your cat looks just like my cat! I love your blog, btw. I just stumbled upon it and stayed.
Hey Thanks!
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