It's About To Get Real, Real Sporty - TGIF!

Woo hoo! Yee ha! Ow ow! Yippee! Hooray! Huzzah!

Opening Ceremonies start tonight at 9, y'all, which means I will be glued to the tv from 9 p.m. to midnight eating pizza and wondering what the hell I've done with my life. Gonna be exciting!

Now if you'll excuse me, I need to concentrate on how Shaun White rocks my world apart. Careful with them double corks, boo.