Dear Safari,
We've been together for what, two years? Three years now?
I think we can safely say it's been a lovely, useful relationship. Still, this should come as no surprise, but I kinda hate you.
It only got worse earlier this week when you smacked me across the face with more of your impotence.
When I opened you up and tried to view YouTube videos on blogs and Web sites and you showed nothing, nothing! Well... That was hurtful. But for you turn your back on me and offer no updates for Panther, it didn't make me sad, it angered me. (Safari doesn't care about poor people.)
So it's over, playa. You go out and be with Tiger, fine. See ya. I just hope Tiger realizes what a whore you are when you leave it for Leopard. And you know you will.
I've found a new browser anyway. It's name is Camino, , and it's fast!
See ya, Mr. Selfish. And no, we cannot be friends.
P.S. You're getting fat.
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