Tuesday, March 27, 2012

I Like Big Butts and I Cannot Lie

*getting dressed for dinner

Ray: I'm really happy to be on vacation with you. Pretty much anything we do together is awesome. I'm a lucky man.

Me: Wow, that monkey has a big butt.

Ray: Umm, that wasn't the response I was looking for.

Me: What? Oh. Umm...

Ray: I was saying how nice it is to be with you, and how much I adore you. I was thinking you might say something back along the same vein.

Me: Baby. Baby. I totally think that too. (kiss, kiss.) But seriously, look at that monkey's butt, it's HUGE. You know, I expected more towel animals on this cruise. I'm a little disappointed.

Ray: I take back those nice things I just said.

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