Some dude today lobbed a blonde joke at me. For reals.
The scene: Crossing the street near work; it's misting.
Man with an umbrella: "Blondes don't need umbrellas, huh?"
Me, without an umbrella: "That's how we roll."
Man with an umbrella: "Or blondes are smart enough to carry one. Hahaha!"
Me (sarcastically): "Clever!"
Maybe his wife left him for a dude with more hair and now he's lashing out at manes everywhere. Or maybe he totally wanted me... it did seem like the playground equivalent of pulling my ponytails.
*this dude.
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