Saturday, January 02, 2010

Success Is Mine

I don't ever have new year resolutions, but I'd like to be one of those people who do. So this year I'm just going to make up resolutions for things I either a) already do or b) don't already do.

Resolution No. 1, I'm not going to do heroin this year. I already don't do heroin, so this should be pretty easy. Success!

God I'm so going own 2010. I'm wrestling it down and pinning it before it can even tap out. What's that 2010, you crying cause you got your ass kicked already?! Well, there's more where that came from, Cupcake.

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