Earlier this week I met my neighbor for the first time. We were standing in my driveway making idle chit-chat - 'Where do you work-where do you work' - kind of stuff.
About that time my pal Rachel ran up with her dog.
"Can my dog poop in your yard," she asked.
There was a pause and then the neighbor said, 'Ummm… sure?'
I introduced them and invited him to Ray and I's open house tomorrow night.
'You'll already know someone there, Rachel, who's dog might poop in your yard.'
It was pretty much the most hilarious first meeting ever.