The landlord, Jim, cares about only three things as far as I can tell:
1. A cold brew after work
2. His little dog
3. The lawn
And now look what someone did! Some chick drove her Saturn through the lawn yesterday after she got pinned in by a UPS truck.
The only thing worse would have been if she'd have run over his little dog while speeding through the lawn and stole the Bud Light bottle out of his hand as she went past.
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