Your Move, Pizza Hut

This photo is blurry because it's from a larger image, but the real painting is perfection. 

 

UPDATE: The Pizza Hut social media gurus saw my tag of this on Instagram and sent me a code for a free large pizza. Not even a personal pan, a large. This is my path to artistic freedom... I will chain restaurant paint my way to fame. 

I've read nearly 20 books thus far in 2025, Pizza Hut, which I feel strongly is more than enough for a free personal pan pizza. Ya'll did me dirty as a kid because I'd never heard of Book It, otherwise I'd have been aglow in greasy, cheesy pizzas, so it's time you all do right by me. 

If that isn't enough — but let's be clear, it's more than enough — I also painted the iconic Pizza Hut Tiffany-style stained glass lampshade. I can see it in my mind's eye, hanging above a vinyl red booth along the windows at the Pizza Hut in Marion, Indiana, casting the red plastic drink tumblers aglow. 

I painted this as a surprise for a friend who met her husband while they both worked at Pizza Hut in college. He was her manager. Scandalous. 

If I don't hear back from you soon, I'll assume you are sending me a lifetime supply of free breadsticks. (Those breadsticks slap.)