Don't I look fantastic in this corner office?
I mean, just look at me. Talking on the phone, wearing glasses, drinking cappuccino.
LIKE A BOSS.
Some people who have corner offices think they are the boss, but they don't own it like I do. They can't just put on someone else's glasses and expect to get things done (because the glasses are so thick they can't see out of them), but I can. Because I don't need to see... I can send 40 emails in less than a minute, and I can write them while holding a phone and coffee.
I mean, just look at me. Talking on the phone, wearing glasses, drinking cappuccino.
LIKE A BOSS.
Some people who have corner offices think they are the boss, but they don't own it like I do. They can't just put on someone else's glasses and expect to get things done (because the glasses are so thick they can't see out of them), but I can. Because I don't need to see... I can send 40 emails in less than a minute, and I can write them while holding a phone and coffee.
I write them with my MIND.
I'm so busy one computer isn't enough for me, I need two. Two computers. Two computers to send emails, give orders, write content, edit copy, retouch photos... create beauty.
All that while reading children's books, shuffling papers and printing edicts.
And I do all this with my foot up.
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