Because it was pouring down rain when my package arrived at another building. But you know who was in that other building for a meeting? The Boss Man. So rather than walk outside to get it, I enlisted the help of an admin.
"Can you have Dr. Boss Man bring my Amazon package over when he leaves. It's very important."
"Hahahaha! Ummm... Ok, I'll tell him!"
The package contained my new origami iPad case and two instructional ballet DVDs.