Thursday, October 28, 2010

Would You Rather?

There is a gun to your head, you must chose one.

Would you rather read in its entirety:

A.) "The Situations" new tome, Here's The Situation: A Guide to Creeping on Chicks, Avoiding Grenades, and Getting In Your GTL on the Jersey Shore


B.) George Bush's new memoir, Decision Points.

Let me help you… Here's a video of The Situation addressing those nagging herpes rumors (and his workout routine) and here is Bushy's thrilling YouTube book trailer.

C.) You could take the bullet... but with A or B you at least get a lesson in how to fail upward.


Anonymous said...

No question -- The Situation. It would be funny to quote from the book. Quoting Bush? Never funny. Ever.

Yvette said...

Read this last night and am coming back to give it some more thought. Obviously, a difficult choice to make. I'm going with the Bush memoir, though. There's something to be said for understanding the thought process (or in this case, lack thereof) of the enemy. Great post!