There is a gun to your head, you must chose one.
Would you rather read in its entirety:
A.) "The Situations" new tome, Here's The Situation: A Guide to Creeping on Chicks, Avoiding Grenades, and Getting In Your GTL on the Jersey Shore
B.) George Bush's new memoir, Decision Points.
Let me help you… Here's a video of The Situation addressing those nagging herpes rumors (and his workout routine) and here is Bushy's thrilling YouTube book trailer.
C.) You could take the bullet... but with A or B you at least get a lesson in how to fail upward.