Tuesday, August 17, 2010
Ignoramus
Boss Man: Your life is so easy.
Me: Phssht. That's what you think. You don't know anything about me.
Boss Man: I know that your life is easy.
Me: Like hell... I have to peel and slice five pounds of peaches when I get home. Then I have to make a "crisp" with them, which you need a casserole dish for, apparently. Who owns a casserole dish?!
Three colleagues all offer to loan me theirs.
Me: Oh. Right.
Then because she is smarter than me, Carolyn intervened and told me step-by-step how to peel peaches quickly, then how to score and slice them all Martha Stewart-like.
Me: Whoa, who knows this kinda stuff?! It's miracle!
Boss Man: Maybe the reason your life is so hard is because you're so ignorant.
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Your boss sounds like a discerning sort of a guy.
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