This is what I've been reduced to.
My feet are covered in blisters, my hip-flexor is... broken? My legs and butt muscles feel like they were removed from my body and pulverized old-school, like with the steel hammer my mom used to use to tenderize meat.
But hey, my nipples feel totally fine. I got that going for me!
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Hurrah! You are alive. Congratulations!
I won't *say* that I browsed the fishwrap's online Pig coverage specifically to see if there were any fatalities, or even runners with recognizable names who had been transported to the hospital, but that site may have loaded itself once or twice by accident. Damn malware.
So again, congratulations on abusing, er, pushing your body as far as you could and living to tell the tale! You give slobs like me something to aspire to or some such motivational nonsense...
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