We got a new fridge. This may sound boring, but it's not.
For starters, we left our old one out on the front lawn for our neighbors to admire. The residents of Hyde Park were shocked looking at all 22 cubic feet of broken appliance. Not in OUR neighborhood, they gasped.
(Is fridge shaming a thing? If so, I'd like to submit this photo for an award.)
Secondly, our new fridge has a water spout and an ice maker. So basically I am living my best life right now.
Ice, people. ICE. These half-moon shaped ice chunks welcome me whenever I open the freezer.
Sometimes I open it when I don't even need to, just so I can see the piles of frozen water shaped into little presents just for me! And in a feat of modern day sorcery and physics, every few minutes, another half-moon ice cube rockets out into the bin. (What's that you said, you've had an ice maker for years? Sorry, I can barely hear you as I stir all this ice around.)
Before we finally ditched it, our old fridge was clocking in at 72 degrees in the fridge and freezer. We had to throw out everything. The ice-cream. The frozen pizzas. The French onion dip. Even the little packets of Taco Bell Fire Sauce. (Though I don't think those actually need to be refrigerated, FYI.)
Still, it was all huge loss and we were livid. Ray even gave it a close-up view of his Chuck Taylors.
But what's worse than your fridge going out is having to go get a new one. I thought it would be fun, like I would just stand in the appliance aisle and choose from all the amazing options. Ummm, no. It wasn't like that at all.
There is counter-depth, regular depth, cubic feet, ice and water on the door or on the inside. Some of the buttons felt like I could peel them off with my fingernail; and the reviews on all of them had at least several horror stories.
Not to mention they are expensive. It was such an ordeal we spent two weeks just using the neighbors' mini-fridge they loaned us.
I affectionately referred to it as "the kegerator."
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| I call this work, "Still Life With Kegerator." |
But finally we decided on one. It looks completely different than the old one, don't you think? We thought so too.
Orrrr they are nearly exactly the same, except the new one is slightly wider. It also has LED lights everywhere, and for some reason, you can turn the deli/beverage/meat drawer different colors, like purple. I have no idea why anyone would need to do that, but ok.
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| Why is this purple? It doesn't stay like that, it just ghosts in for a few seconds and then ghosts out again. Why? |
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| Lights, lights, baby. |
But the real treat is that it has ice and water! Ray is pretty pumped about it too.
