Thursday, November 07, 2013
Wednesday, November 06, 2013
Hunter S. Tomcat - Aspiring writer, poet, ladies man, moonshiner; a true tomcat and gentleman of the Commonwealth (Kentucky); also, hardcore snuggler.
Chuck Norris - Aspiring outdoorsman, diplomat, panther; a fearless explorer, dishwater/stove/toilet inspector and intrepid ninja; also, hardcore snuggler.
Hunter S. Tomcat looks to Chuck for guidance - seeks advice for jumping off of furniture with finesse, wants details on how he squishes himself under the bedroom door. Chuck doesn't have time to answer questions.